Michael Rohd's Room
A man walks into a bar.
He sits down.
He slips off his stool.
Someone helps him up.
He slaps the person who helped him across the face.
He says- I did not ask for your help.
The person who was slapped says-
You were on the floor.
The man says- I built this floor.
The person who was slapped says-
Its dirty.
The man says- that’s not dirt, its earth.
The person who was slapped says-
You could get hurt down there.
The man says- I’ve been hurt worse up here.
The person who was slapped says-
So I should just leave you where you are?
The man says- the only thing for you to do
is stay out of my way.
He sits down.
He slips off his stool.
Someone helps him up.
He slaps the person who helped him across the face.
He says- I did not ask for your help.
The person who was slapped says-
You were on the floor.
The man says- I built this floor.
The person who was slapped says-
Its dirty.
The man says- that’s not dirt, its earth.
The person who was slapped says-
You could get hurt down there.
The man says- I’ve been hurt worse up here.
The person who was slapped says-
So I should just leave you where you are?
The man says- the only thing for you to do
is stay out of my way.